Clam sword

Sunday, November 8, 2009 13:39 | Filled in Word Of The Day

The CptStoner W.O.T.D. is Clam Sword.

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as “The Slong, Cock, Meat Missle”.

If your female accomplice is horny as hell, , she may say “Damn you, give me some of that Clam Sword”

Bromance

Saturday, November 7, 2009 13:28 | Filled in Word Of The Day

The CptStoner W.O.T.D. is Bromance.

A bromance describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.
(noun) two men showing affection towards one another.

See: reach around.

Clam-cocktail

Friday, November 6, 2009 13:31 | Filled in Word Of The Day

The CptStoner W.O.T.D. is Clam-cocktail.

A clam-cocktail is a hair of the hair that ends up wrapped around a penis.

In a sentence: Dude I was taking a shower and there was a clam-cocktail around my cock.

How to make her cum

Friday, November 6, 2009 12:41 | Filled in Deep Thoughts

If at first you don’t succeed flip it! And if all else fails eat shit 1000 flies can’t be wrong?shit-flies

My Wedding Day

Thursday, November 5, 2009 14:03 | Filled in Deep Thoughts

A Day of suffering Is a day that last’s. But to last a day of suffering is A day thats never forgotten.wedding_cake